Celestial Performer Gifts

Sir Patrick Moore.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Halo Frisbee.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

An amplified harp

God creating the galaxy.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Double bass in space

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Directions for Hell and Paradise.

Roy, orbiting.

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"Did you hear something?"

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Moon crooner

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

Employees Only Door in Heaven.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Oberserving asteroids.

'I know...I was expecting something different too...'