Celestial Concertgoer Gifts

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

EWE 2.

Orchestra.

George Michael

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Italica

Bassoons.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Eric Clapton.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Songbird.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Steve Howe.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Jeff Beck.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Jimi Hendrix.