Celestial Music Fan Gifts

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry!"

Man uses his headphones to listen to captured harpist.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

An amplified harp

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

A little night music...

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'They come down here to smoke.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

Angel Basketball

Space Orchestra

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Hand me the remote...

"Two bars—how about you?"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

I'm afraid of heights.

Bassoonist cherub.

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Sorry. I'm molting."