Celestial Being Fan Gifts

'...dunno what happened...on the way up here, I smacked into this turkey vulture and...'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

'They come down here to smoke.'

How moons are born...

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Marriage Counseling.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

"Two bars—how about you?"

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

Hand me the remote...

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"Separate clouds, please."

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."