Celestial Being Enthusiast Gifts

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It could never work between us."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Moon and Star

Astronaut

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm your sun!"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Whoops!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Angel with speed camera.

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."