Celestial Bodies Enthusiast Gifts

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

You are everywhere.

"I'm your sun!"

Angel with speed camera.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

'He seems nice.'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

How moons are born...

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Hubble Telescope

Marriage Counseling.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

'There's the big tipper!'

Budget Astronomy

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."