Celestial Beings Gifts

'I still feel empty.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

God creating the galaxy.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Your angel is always with you

Map of Solar System from Memory.

Gods has caged angel as pet.

How moons are born...

Marriage Counseling.

God changes the channel with his remote.

'Move over!'

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

Always look for your angel.

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

'I think I've found Daisy...Orbiting the star Beta Pictoris.'

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

"Is it absolutely necessary to have a new moon every month?"

"First one to eleven."

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"I'm still adjusting."

"We're engaged!"

Shocked angel on a burst cloud.

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Heaven - Hard Hat Area

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

'I realize this might be carping,but I never did long enough to enjoy my IRA account.'