Heavenly Beings Gifts

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Your angel is always with you

'T.M.I.F.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Zagat Rated.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"The wings are addictive."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'And my board approved this?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I opted for the upgrades."