Heavenly Father Gifts

'World's Greatest Dad'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Father

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Zagat Rated.

"I don't see HIS name on it."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"The wings are addictive."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"I opted for the upgrades."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

Cherub on a cloud

'And my board approved this?'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"