Heavenly Photographer Gifts

'I know I can't bring it with me... but how about some snapshots?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

"Religion?"

"I guess they really are permanent."

Death of the pope.

The suite hereafter.

"So you want to see the hot spots, huh?"

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Most folks just go with the white.

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Everest Sign in Heaven

'Woah! I think I got on the wrong bus.'

"Just one quickie for all the doubters back home."

'You must be new up here. Welcome to the Blogosphere.'

@ Halo

'I don't need an appointment; I just want to draw near to him.'

"Have you noticed how nobody seems to be in a hurry here?"

"Don't mind me. I'm just doing a documentary..."

"I used to be useless at landscapes."

"Why didn't I always wear a dress?"

'Cycle Rack'

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

"...then there's reunions, 'Know Your Cloud Formation' classes and, of course, celebrity spotting."