Heavenly Filmmaker Gifts

"Don't mind me. I'm just doing a documentary..."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

The Adventures of God

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Halo Frisbee.

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.