Heavenly Filmmaker Gifts

"Don't mind me. I'm just doing a documentary..."

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Adventures of God

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.