Heavenly Humorist Gifts

Searching for a thoughtful gift for a heavenly humorist? Our collection blends divine inspiration with clever humor, making it ideal for those with a creative spirit and a love for lighthearted, witty expressions. Whether they’re a comedy lover, a spiritual seeker, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh with a heavenly twist, you’ll find unique items that resonate with their joyful outlook on life.

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"Surprise!"

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"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason." mockup

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

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"I died in Buffalo."

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Damn defibrillators.

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"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud." mockup

"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."

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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession. mockup

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

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"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box." mockup

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

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'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.' mockup

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

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"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet." mockup

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

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"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."

"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell." mockup

"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."

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"Quick! I need some more charitable donations!"

"Quick! I need some more charitable donations!" mockup

"Quick! I need some more charitable donations!"

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"These records are inaccurate, out of date and misleading. Haven't you got a priv

"These records are inaccurate, out of date and misleading. Haven't you got a priv mockup

"These records are inaccurate, out of date and misleading. Haven't you got a priv

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"You can't bring that. Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but nature abhors the sound of a vacuum."

"You can't bring that. Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but nature abhors the sound of a vacuum." mockup

"You can't bring that. Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but nature abhors the sound of a vacuum."

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'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.' mockup

'You were a shoo-in. Then I stumbled across your blog.'

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'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.' mockup

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

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"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it." mockup

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

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'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.' mockup

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

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Guy at the gates of heaven but has to go through a maze to get there

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Guy at the gates of heaven but has to go through a maze to get there

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A surprise in heaven

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'I thought you did fine, but I'm afraid you didn't test well with the focus group.'

'I thought you did fine, but I'm afraid you didn't test well with the focus group.' mockup

'I thought you did fine, but I'm afraid you didn't test well with the focus group.'

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Supply was out of harps.

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'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?' mockup

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

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'I'm afraid you did commit all these sins, sir. Would you like to see the video?'

'I'm afraid you did commit all these sins, sir. Would you like to see the video?' mockup

'I'm afraid you did commit all these sins, sir. Would you like to see the video?'

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'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!' mockup

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

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"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."

"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing." mockup

"Apparently, too much of a good thing is a bad thing."

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"You. You. And you."

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'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.' mockup

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

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'I realize that this may be carping, but I never did live long enough to enjoy my I.R.A. account.'

'I realize that this may be carping, but I never did live long enough to enjoy my I.R.A. account.' mockup

'I realize that this may be carping, but I never did live long enough to enjoy my I.R.A. account.'

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'See, right here, rule number 6...'you can't take it with you!'

'See, right here, rule number 6...'you can't take it with you!' mockup

'See, right here, rule number 6...'you can't take it with you!'

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'The New York Times obituaries had some good things to say about you. However, none of them are in this book.'

'The New York Times obituaries had some good things to say about you. However, none of them are in this book.' mockup

'The New York Times obituaries had some good things to say about you. However, none of them are in this book.'

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'It doesn't matter that you never got caught!'

'It doesn't matter that you never got caught!' mockup

'It doesn't matter that you never got caught!'

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'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?' mockup

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

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"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?" mockup

"Is he the God of the Old or the New Testament this morning?"

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'So what did you die of?' Reply - 'Alcoholism...and you?' Reply - 'Nationalism.'

'So what did you die of?' Reply - 'Alcoholism...and you?' Reply - 'Nationalism.' mockup

'So what did you die of?' Reply - 'Alcoholism...and you?' Reply - 'Nationalism.'

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God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out. mockup

God working clay on a potters wheel creating a vase with a person's arms and legs sticking out.

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Heavenly Humorist Gifts Collection

Heavenly Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of heavenly humorist mugs filled with divine wit and clever sayings – perfect for brightening mornings or sharing laughs.

Heavenly Humorist Pillows

Discover our heavenly humorist pillows, crafted with clever, divine-inspired humor to add a playful touch to any sofa or bed.

Heavenly Humorist Prints

Browse our heavenly humorist prints for inspiring and humorous artwork that celebrates divine comedy and elevates your home decor.

Heavenly Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our heavenly humorist t-shirts, featuring witty, creative designs that blend spirituality with humor—ideal for those who love to wear their laughter.