Heavenly Satirist Gifts

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

"Any pre-existing conditions?"

Valuation of Heaven

"So this is why it's called a bad habit."

'Okay - who leaked?'

"The model you CAN take with you!"

'Doctor Norton was your doctor too?'

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"We only got six days of funding."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

The Adventures of God

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'