Heavenly Satirist Pillows

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

'When is break time around here?'

"Any pre-existing conditions?"

Valuation of Heaven

"So this is why it's called a bad habit."

'Okay - who leaked?'

"The model you CAN take with you!"

'Doctor Norton was your doctor too?'

"A million prayers a day with not a single self-addressed stamped envelope. And they wonder why there's never an answer."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"We only got six days of funding."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Priest's 'To do' list.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

The Adventures of God