Heavenly Comedians Gifts

'Old age, eh? I just sort of left in a huff.'

'This explains why there are bars on the gate.'

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

The Adventures of God

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

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