Heavenly Comedians Gifts

'Old age, eh? I just sort of left in a huff.'

'This explains why there are bars on the gate.'

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

'Computer error! What do you mean computer error?'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The Adventures of God

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

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