Heavenly Comedy Fans Gifts

'The last thing I heard was 'Calm down, the dog just want to play!''

'Next! Come on we haven't got all day!'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

The Adventures of God

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."