Heavenly Humor Lovers Gifts

"Damn! God gave me that pen."

"It was heaven before this."

Who was who.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

You can't come in. You're pure, but boring.

"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married."

'It's a match made in Heaven.'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Tempting Angels

Facebook?

Time to go high tech

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

No cellphones in heaven

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

Angels smoking outside Heaven

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"I miss the lawyers."

'How'm I doin?'

Waiter and waitress heaven.

'Turn off your mobile.'

'Sure, it's paradise, but I miss the coffee breaks.'

"Keep it down up there!!"

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

"Awkward!"

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"In Heaven it does."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."