Heavenly Humor Lovers Pillows

"Damn! God gave me that pen."

"It was heaven before this."

Who was who.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

God giving simultaneous chess exhibition in Heaven

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

You can't come in. You're pure, but boring.

"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married."

'It's a match made in Heaven.'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Tempting Angels

Time to go high tech

'Are you aware that you have three BlockBuster videos that need to be returned?'

'Could you shinny up toward the middle, Bill?'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

No cellphones in heaven

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

Angels smoking outside Heaven

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"I miss the lawyers."

'How'm I doin?'

'Turn off your mobile.'

'Sure, it's paradise, but I miss the coffee breaks.'

"Keep it down up there!!"

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

"In Heaven it does."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"