Heavenly Humor Fans Pillows

Concierge in Heaven

Road Rage in the Afterlife

"It's true: no more burpees."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angel Fishing

Increase your wingspan!

Pardon Me

"Mr. Trump, you'll be happy to learn that we have border walls here and a strict immigration policy: and with reference to the latter, you will be unhappy to learn. . ."

"We built a wall, and made Satan pay for it."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

'You think it's easy being me? You don't know how hard it is finding a pair of gloves that fit.'

Dumas, I don't know where your head's been, lately.'

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

'Yup. Still deathly afraid of heights.'

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

"You have beatific vision."

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

Oh, and there's a post-it note here - It says your mom wants to know if you're wearing clean underwear.

I didn't know they'd be so staticky.

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"All we have left is standing room only."