Heavenly Humor Fans Gifts

Concierge in Heaven

Road Rage in the Afterlife

"It's true: no more burpees."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Angel Fishing

Increase your wingspan!

Pardon Me

"Mr. Trump, you'll be happy to learn that we have border walls here and a strict immigration policy: and with reference to the latter, you will be unhappy to learn. . ."

"We built a wall, and made Satan pay for it."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

'You think it's easy being me? You don't know how hard it is finding a pair of gloves that fit.'

'If you like Adam, wait till you see the SEQUEL.'

'Here comes Orwell again - Get ready for some more of his 'I told you so.''

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"I had hoped to vote in US elections."

"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."