Heavenly Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

'Only one carry-on.'

"Oh, that's what those are for!"

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

Angel's cloud is leaking

'We got a real deal on some old hula hoops.'

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

"Ah, here you are. . . someone's been waiting for you."

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"Attorney at law? You're a little late don'tcha think."

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

Rejects Notice in Heaven

'Heaven is a hard adjustment for the workaholics.'

Angel falling on burst cloud

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'

In and Out.

Google Heaven and Earth.

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

'I don't write books any more -- My agent went to Hell.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

Letter to God

"Hold on, I have to buzz you in."

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

Not so fast! -- I'm more than just a greeter!

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.