Heavenly Humor Aficionado Gifts

God's Law.

'Got any I.D.?' (A nude man tries to gain entry at the gates of heaven)

That's just Bob. He won

'What's the umbrella for?'

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

Heaven - "The surgeon slipped"

'You'll need a username and password to enter...'

God creates the Great Lakes

"You want to appeal my decision? We aren't running a democracy up here."

"It's amazing – All my autopsy scars have completely disappeared!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

The Adventures of God

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'