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God's Law.

'Got any I.D.?' (A nude man tries to gain entry at the gates of heaven)

'What's the umbrella for?'

'The party starts soon, guys -- you about ready with the pinata?'

Heaven - "The surgeon slipped"

'You'll need a username and password to enter...'

God creates the Great Lakes

"You want to appeal my decision? We aren't running a democracy up here."

"It's amazing – All my autopsy scars have completely disappeared!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'