Heavenly Humor Aficionados Pillows

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Your halo didn't slip. You've got ring around the collar.'

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

'And make it look like an accident.'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

The Adventures of God

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."