Heavenly Musician Gifts

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

The Adventures of God

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Halo Frisbee.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Look man, no wings!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'