Heavenly Musician Gifts

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

"We only got six days of funding."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

The Adventures of God

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Look man, no wings!'

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'