Heavenly Music Lover Gifts

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

'Listen up!'

'Who needs choirs of Cherubim and Seraphim?'

Goodbye Aretha

"My 'chord' and my God!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

George Michael

At the rock concert...

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Wolf Karaoke

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Man, times have changed.'

Michael Jackson

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.