Heavenly Tunes Enthusiast Gifts

Man uses his headphones to listen to captured harpist.

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Lord of the Strings.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Gramophone Headphone

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Heaven Has VIP

Jimi Hendrix

"It's time."

Soto

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

"Sorry, I'm finished."

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

B flat

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'