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Man uses his headphones to listen to captured harpist.

Bryan Ferry

Playing Mozart to the baby.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Gramophone Headphone

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking'?"

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Heaven Has VIP

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

Soto

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

B flat

"Sorry, I'm finished."

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'