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Playing the flute.

Bryan Ferry

The Death of the Blues

Playing Mozart to the baby.

My Violinist Valentine

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Little Piano

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Stephen Collins Foster

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

Robert Schumann

Velocirappers

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Singing Doctor

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

Bull markets don't go up forever.

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