Joyful Tunes Enthusiast Gifts

Playing the flute.

Bryan Ferry

The Death of the Blues

Playing Mozart to the baby.

My Violinist Valentine

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Little Piano

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Lord of the Strings.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Reservations, please. And while I wait, I'd like to hear Act II of 'Tosca' sung by Tito Gobbi and Maria Callas."

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Singing Doctor

Velocirappers

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Robert Schumann

Stephen Collins Foster

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

Bull markets don't go up forever.