Tune-loving Traveler Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Musical genres

Musical Bicycle.

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Grandpa call it easy listening, but it's not.'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"You definately have a musical ear"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Two musicians

Discover of the brass age.

Singing Doctor

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Whoever told you it was a travel-cello was lying.'

Predatory Pianos.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

B flat

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "