Songful Traveler Gifts

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Rainbow/Horizon

"Yipeee!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Honeymooning in Paris.

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Somewhere with good karma.'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Avoid hungry bears."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

In Case of Emergency

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."