Songful Traveler Pillows

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

Pianist carrying his instrument.

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"Yipeee!"

Rainbow/Horizon

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Honeymooning in Paris.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

"Avoid hungry bears."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

'This next song is one I wrote before I souled out.'

Confessions on a plane.

In Case of Emergency