Sound Traveler Pillows

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Marimba

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Vacation Bus Photo

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

Musical genres

Computer Music

"They migrate here each summer."

Musical Bicycle.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"I visited Hawaii and ate native food...pineapple on my pizza."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'