Sea Traveler Pillows

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

Why do I always get behind a slowpoke?

'Haven't you ever heard of flying fish?'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

How am I abducting?

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Touché"

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Farmer and FIsherman

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Heads or tails?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Guide to Carpentry Fish