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Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

'Haven't you ever heard of flying fish?'

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Touché"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Farmer and FIsherman

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'I wish I was creative'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Battery Lighthouse

"Heads or tails?"