Ocean Traveler T-Shirts

Yachting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Surf Casting

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"