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Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Those rocks? Oh, they're not a problem until we actually hit them."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Oh, I'm just waving back at all the waves.'

Sir Francis Chichester

"It's the Flying Dutchman!"

Full Steam Ahead!

'You're talking three million, ballpark

30th Parallel.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Sandy Floss

When bored, we board

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Ever Given

Really Early Vikings

Lifeboat

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Whale Watch Tours.

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Travel Scenes