Ocean Voyage Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Turtle Hat

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'