Ocean Voyage Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Privates Beach"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Scuba cow"

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."