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'California: Here I come!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Holiday time.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Scuba cow"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'