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The Coffin Ships

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Boat wedding.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Pirate eye test

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Ever Given

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Romance on the Yacht

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Really Early Vikings

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Victorian Royal Navy

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Whale Watch Tours.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'