Sea Exploring T-Shirts

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'I wish I was creative'

Shark infested custard!

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Pirate eye test

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Dollphins

'Thar she blows!'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship