Sea Exploring Mugs

'Slip Ahoy!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'I wish I was creative'

Shark infested custard!

Batman O' War

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Pirate eye test

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Thar she blows!'

Dollphins

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'