Sea Travel Mugs

Really Early Vikings

Intellectual Island, Philosophers Escape.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

Ever Given

"We're doomed! I've got nothing against a Cap'n with a peg leg, but a Skipper with a peg head?"

'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Lighthouse pizza deliveries.

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

'You're doing what? You realise you're establishing a tedious journalistic clich?, don't you?'

A person is asking for help in the sea. A sailor comes just to the poor man just to make him to pull the boat.

Bermuda Triangle Motel

The Sea Angler: And it is advisable to understand the language of the sea.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I don't mind scurvy, being keel-hauled or walking the plank. What I dread is assigned seating at meal times."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The fate of the emigrant

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Zoo.

Carefree luggage.

Flags

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'