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"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

"Just in case you want to invest, I've got a great idea for a dot.com startup."

'Landline go!'

"Why is it so wet?"

Little marmaid.

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

'I have tried saying hello but he just ignores me.'

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"This one almost got me!"

Oceanographer

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Horror movies

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Surf Casting

Build a Raft

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Food Chain

Boat wedding.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.