Ocean Traveler Gifts

Yachting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"The hyenas started it."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Build a Raft

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Scuba cow"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.