Oceanic Wanderer Gifts

'Oceanographers go home'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Sunbathers.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Scuba cow"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Neptune

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Exit only.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Lighthouse Beam.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Remote controlled car on a boat.