Oceanic Wanderer T-Shirts

'Oceanographers go home'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Sunbathers.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Neptune

'It must be the dead sea.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Exit only.

underwater knight

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fish or Cut Bait

Batman O' War