Ocean Wanderers T-Shirts

'Your paddle boat was nice for awhile, but I've decided to upgrade.'

Not the Love Boat.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

Horror movies

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boat wedding.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Exit only.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Battery Lighthouse

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...