Ocean Roamers T-Shirts

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Horror movies

Captain in a storm

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boat wedding.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Exit only.

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Batman O' War

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Lighthouse Beam.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Lifesaver!